by Nigel Hind
'Cricket will be reduced to the status of croquet.' So said Lord
MacLaurin, in a clumsily misguided attempt at shaking up domestic
cricket.
He got it the wrong way round. Croquet players admit when they
have committed an error, it is expected that the winner will buy
the loser a drink after the game, and we do not stop play for rain.
Cricket needs to RAISE its standards to match those of croquet.
Not unlike real tennis, fives and polo, mention of playing
croquet bears overtones of gentle afternoons of leisurely pursuits
for the wealthy or retired. Not a truly competitive game, nor one
for the masses - as the comment of Lord MacLaurin implies. How
mistaken he is. As with most sports and games, croquet's origins
are uncertain. The first mention of the game was about1846 in
Ireland, though there are theories that it originated still earlier
in French convents. There are claims that it was introduced into
England appropriately in Hampshire, in 1851 and the game was
certainly reported in The Field in the 1850s.
By 1862, the company Jaques was offering boxed croquet sets for
15 shillings, while Wimbledon was a croquet club long before the
new fangled game of lawn tennis appeared. The pony roller still
used at Wimbledon today was given to the croquet club in 1874.
Many of the game's terms are French, such as bisque (a free
turn), roquet (hitting another ball to take croquet), and croquet
(putting the two balls touching together to hit). This use of
French might indicate that the game was played in high society
rather than denote its origins.
There are two versions of the game: Association, and Golf. The
former is divided further into handicap and advanced. Golf is a
simplified form, whereby each hoop is played separately for a
point: a game at which Egypt consistently win the world
championship. In Association, the player endeavours to make a break
through a number of hoops, using the other balls by taking croquet
off them. Handicaps indicate the quality of a player much as in
golf. Ken Smith, of the Winchester Croquet Club, is the only person
1 have come across who has achieved a scratch handicap at both golf
and croquet.
As with many games, croquet is readily adapted to playing on
garden lawns, where a somewhat eclectic mix of rules can apply, but
there are some myths about the game that should be dispelled. For
instance, hitting your opponent's ball off the lawn into the bushes
when taking croquet is a foul and ends your turn. Similarly, the
practice of putting your foot on your ball whilst taking croquet
was outlawed in 1903. Nor are you allowed to 'crush' your ball
through a hoop when it is in contact with the upright. players are
often surprised by the narrowness of competition hoops (1/8th inch
wider than a ball), compared with the more generous settings
usually often found on private lawns.
While it is true that private croquet lawns are not found in
every other back garden, the game is more popular than is readily
apparent. Many people do play on private garden lawns, rather than
committing to a full competitive season at a club - an afternoon or
evening's croquet can be a particularly enjoyable social occasion.
Ten years ago 1 won the U.K. National Garden Classic tournament,
and it was only then that I joined Winchester Croquet Club, with
the added pressure of competition.
Our club is part of the Winchester Tennis and Squash Club, at
Bereweeke. There are about 50 members and two lawns, with playing
surfaces among the best in the South. Winchester is the venue for
the Croquet Association's one ball tournament, a further version of
the Association game. There is a full programme of tournaments
through-out the summer and area league competitions. The Southern
League consists mainly of Berkshire and Hampshire clubs including
Winchester. Littleton, Basingstoke and Ryde. The winner this year
was Aldermaston.
Having played hockey and cricket for more decades than I care to
recall, croquet offers an equally intense, competitive game - if
that's what you want - or just a pleasurable and relaxed time, as
would a friendly in those other sports. What all three have in
common, at an amateur level, is their acceptance and adherence to a
civilised sporting code. This makes playing enjoyable and an
occasion to be savoured. It is only at the professional level in
cricket that this might not apply.
I wonder whether Lord MacLaurin has ever played croquet, or did
he make his comment through a mistaken perception. rather than
reality? As with all games and sports, at the highest level croquet
is fiercely competitive yet still retains high standards of
behaviour and traditions.
Cricket and other sports need to learn from croquet, not
denigrate the game.